Ich muss unbedingt mal wieder Achterbahn fahren. Wieso ist das Wetter so scheiße und wieso bin ich jetzt nicht in einem Amusement Park? Und nicht vergessen cool zu gucken, wenn das Foto gemacht wird!
Fuck yeah!
Posts Tagged ‘foto’
14
MAR
Rollercoaster, Lollercoaster
12
NOV
Tolle wahre Geschichte
“Customer: “I have a big problem. You cut off my head!”
Me: “I’m sorry? How did I cut off your head?”
(The customer shows me an obviously self-taken picture, with the top of his head removed.)
Me: “Sir, it looks like it was taken that way.”
Customer: “No it wasn’t! My whole head was there when I took it. I’m sure!”
Me: “Okay, let me see your memory card…”
(The customer hands it to me, and I go in the lab and pull it up on the computer. Sure enough, he chopped his own head off in the picture.)
Me: “Sir, that is the whole image, and the top of your head isn’t in it.”
Customer: “But it’s DIGITAL, can’t you fix it?”
Me: “You can’t create something from nothing.”
Customer: “But… but… but… I need a photo for a dating website!”
Me: “Give me the camera and go stand over there.”
Customer: *excited* “Hot d***! You can be my best man!”
Me: “A thank you card will be enough.”
(Skip ahead 9 months…)
Female customer: “Is your name ***?”
Me: “Yes, can I help you?”
Female customer: “My husband wanted you to have this.” *hands me an envelope*
(I open the envelope, and sure enough there’s a thank you card with a picture of him and his wife.¬†He actually got married and sent her in with the card!)”
28
OCT
How to un-cool Facebook pics
