Archive for November, 2009
25
NOV
Tic Tac Music
kreativ!
18
NOV
Wer braucht da noch Feinde?
Haha, beste Idee.
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18
NOV
Haha, Mathe mit Pokemon
17
NOV
HUGE LOAD IN YOUR FACE
AWESOME!
14
NOV
Haha, Papagei!
WAT?
13
NOV
How to Infuriate Someone
Heute ist Freitag der 13. Mein Karma ist denkbar schlecht, ich muss eine Stunde am Bahnhof warten. Und es ist noch nicht mal mittags.
Jetzt dachte ich mir: Okay, schlimmer kann es nicht werden, Zeit dummes Zeug auszuprobieren.
Es funktioniert herrlich.
“I’m looking for the goddess. Are you the goddess?”
12
NOV
Tolle wahre Geschichte
“Customer: “I have a big problem. You cut off my head!”
Me: “I’m sorry? How did I cut off your head?”
(The customer shows me an obviously self-taken picture, with the top of his head removed.)
Me: “Sir, it looks like it was taken that way.”
Customer: “No it wasn’t! My whole head was there when I took it. I’m sure!”
Me: “Okay, let me see your memory card…”
(The customer hands it to me, and I go in the lab and pull it up on the computer. Sure enough, he chopped his own head off in the picture.)
Me: “Sir, that is the whole image, and the top of your head isn’t in it.”
Customer: “But it’s DIGITAL, can’t you fix it?”
Me: “You can’t create something from nothing.”
Customer: “But… but… but… I need a photo for a dating website!”
Me: “Give me the camera and go stand over there.”
Customer: *excited* “Hot d***! You can be my best man!”
Me: “A thank you card will be enough.”
(Skip ahead 9 months…)
Female customer: “Is your name ***?”
Me: “Yes, can I help you?”
Female customer: “My husband wanted you to have this.” *hands me an envelope*
(I open the envelope, and sure enough there’s a thank you card with a picture of him and his wife.¬†He actually got married and sent her in with the card!)”